hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.


having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

(Source: breadecrumb)


you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no